A "Resurected" South African Musician Arrested by Police

A man claiming to be the resurrected traditional Zulu Musician who died in 2009 was promptly arrested by police for being a fraudster. He arrived in the village of the late  Khulekani Khumalo in the Kwa Zulu Natal province in dread locks akin to those of the late Khumalo, causing a stir in the population far and near. The late Khumalo’s village of  Nqutu was swarmed by thousands of locals who wanted to see with their own naked eyes, the resurrected traditional Zulu music star.

In his attempt to convince the crowd that he indeed was the late Khumalo, he narrated how he had been captured by witches and damped into the underworld for the whole period since his death in 2009 but  was only rescued back to life by his ancestors. He went on to narrate to the crowd that where he was damped was not an easy place to live, so he lost a lot of weight among the zombies.

Aware that resurrection today is not an easy story to believe, he was pounced on by the police and whisked away for interrogation. Unfortunately for the impostor, the late Khumalo had his finger prints kept somewhere by the police, so when the finger prints of the deceased and the impostor were compared, they were found to be completely different. It is not clear whether the nearly three years he lived with the Zombies created anomalies in the finger prints, but this discrepancy forced police to believe he was a complete impostor. Further investigations are ongoing to validate the  resurrection story of this mysterious South African man.