by CHAN LEE PENG on 25/12/07 at 9:52 am
Signs are usually there to assist you in life, helping you find your way. And then there are these signs…
There are two types of common signs. The first sign is a warning sign, used to warn vehicles, pedestrians, or to pay attention to dangerous locations. The other signs are directional signs, usually used to provide vehicles and pedestrians with directional assistance. Usually…
Many of the so-called “caution signs” are often portrayed as universally recognized logos or drawings. These signs point out a specific area of caution, and try to draw attention to it’s warning, although these signs can often be amusing, funny, and sometimes, just downright strange. In any case, proceed with caution.
Be careful of strong winds, they may blow you away – in a grocery cart..
In the case of an outbreak of fire, run quickly with a fire extinguisher in your hand.
Does this street really lead to downtown Mongolia?
Please keep your elephant outside, no elephants allowed in the store please.
No fun and entertainment allowed here!
If you drop a hat on the station platform, please find a stationmaster. He will use an amazing grabbing tool to get it back for you.
Will Jesus be appearing personally at the January sale?
You can run, but you will never hide from us. We know where you live.
Maybe you are looking for a store that sells only bread, eggs, cigarettes and soaps?
Get on the bandwagon, you and 8 million mosquitoes.
The “hardware” performs well, but only without windows.
Do you love the one called PORK?
This store either has a child bear, or they have cold beer. Which one?.
Check out the Japanese Auto Rock!.
Please do not let your dog poop on the red line!
The grass is sleeping, please do not step on it.
Would you even want to be a Gamma in the Land of Lamas?
Do not leave cigarette puff on the floor as they may burn the hands and knees of the customers.Mmm, leaving on your hands and knees are you?
He aims, she aims, but just hit the target please!
Please remove your arms BEFORE entering the building!
Maybe not the best place to study English…”
Finally, a logical sign that makes sense.
Attention, this location does not allow you to have sexual contact with goats.
If you encounter a bear, don’t be a tough guy, bears don’t box.
If you see a jumping baby, don’t try to catch it.
Smoking is no problem here, but passing gas is strictly forbidden!
Not a lot of choice here…
An excellent place to wear your sandals, but no sexy underwear allowed here!
Either there are a chocolate ice cream cones available, or there is one of the massive looking piles of poop up ahead that you may have ever seen. Please watch out!
Park your vehicle with all wheels firmly on the ground, no hovering allowed here.
Dear crossing, it has been a long time…
Be alert that drunken people will be seen crawling in this area, pay them no mind.
Houghton is approximately 2 km past the edge of the world, follow the signs carefully.”
This is a tricky one, please pass with care.
Traffic lights never turn green here. Would you like a cup of coffee while you wait?
Is this a one way road in both directions or is it a two-way road in one direction?
Please pay attention and read the fine print on this sign. Violators will be prosecuted!.
I think that this sidewalk isn’t quite sure what it wants to be.
Is a Coca-Cola really being sold in fashionable Indian made pottery jars, or is that just a locally available version??
I know what you are thinking, but please don’t play with those.
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