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Is that Yer All’s Trailer?

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If you’re going out this weekend to visit family & other folks, why not travel in genuine Ozark hillbilly houseboat style? Try before you buy. One of our rental yachts is sure to meet your corporate business and entertainment needs. With all the comforts of home ‘cause it IS your home! Only improved!

Q: Hey, -what do hillbilly divorces and tornadoes have in common?

A: -Somebody’s gonna lose a trailer!

Fun for the Entire Family

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Bring the whole clan for an evening out in the big city. We gots the toys for the young ‘uns, and we’ve gots the toys for the ‘grups too so, c’mon down and play. Bring yer pappy and yer mammy and yer granny too. Ya hear?

Join The Galactic Empire

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The Evil Galactic Empire is doing a Membership Pledge Drive… -WhereTF do I sign up? We’re talking chick-a-licious recruiters here. And speaking of chicken…

Smoked Smoking Chicken

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This can bring an entire new level of meaning to “smoked chicken’ don’t you think? This is just plain wrong on so many levels. This might be some new dish at The China-Wok eatery, “Chicken Carcinoma with black(lung) bean sauce” ewww!

An Unfortunate Corporate Name

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This is not so good… This German Company has some unfortunate luck in the naming of their business. Maybe they make cigarettes for the English, but this word generally this means something else.

But Then Again…

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This delightful fairy creature is kind of easy on the eye…

Exterminate! Exterminate! Daleks Reign Supreme!

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I love the “Doctor Who” series and all of the aliens from the various seasons. Cybermen and Daleks are among my favorites. They are recurring baddies and while I have NO idea whatsoever is going on in this picture with the Dalek, I like it!

Not My Job Winner: 2006

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No explanation is necessary. No explanation is possible.

And Of Course, the BEST ‘Not My Job’ Winner Is:

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That has got to be some special unequivocal kind of laziness right here. -A complete and total ‘don’t see it and don’t care’ attitude. Won’t even get off of their vehicle to move a dead road kill possum to put down road stripes which will last for the next 10 or 20 years. But then again, -its not my job to move dead road kill, either.

Charged with “DWC” -Driving While Chatting

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I couldn’t have said it better myself.

T’was the Night Before Christmas…

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Awww! Don’t ya just luv kitten pictures? And this kitty so sweet!

More Funny signs and LOL here.

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